Dear engaged couple sitting right in front of me at conference:
Not sure which was more annoying--your inability to go more than 10 minutes without kissing,
your incessant whispering in each others' ears, or the fact that I couldn't look up to watch the Apostles of God speak without being distracted by your flirting and cuddling (even during the prayer). Next time, please stay home. There's was no way you got anything out of conference anyway and you ruined it for those of us who couldn't find any good way to ignore you. Thank goodness there were three other sessions that I actually enjoyed instead of desperately wanting to escape from.
Sincerely,
The girl sitting behind you who wanted to strangle you (though was deterred by the fact that the Prophet wouldn't have appreciated the interruption during this talk)